She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in
She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she’s been
She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin
Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within
Oh my beautiful liar
Oh my precious whore
My disease, my infection
I am so impure
Give in
Devils speak of the way in which she’ll manifest
Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Need to contaminate, to alleviate this loneliness
I now know the depths I reach are limitless
Oh my beautiful liar
Oh my precious whore
My disease, my infection
I am so impure
Ohh
Ohh
Oh my beautiful liar
Oh my precious whore
My disease, my infection
I am so impure
Oh my beautiful liar
Oh my precious whore
My disease, my infection
I am so impure
Weary, Stale, Flat, and Unfunny of the Day: During a “back to school” segment on last night’s Jay Leno Show, Leno suggested that today’s students might be more comfortable getting their required reading done via Twitter. Alas, poor Leno and his staff overestimated their own literacy and (sorta) summarized Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex instead of Shakespeare’s Hamlet as intended.
Watch the mortifying gaffe below:
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Kanye Interrupts Moon Landing.
He is keeping it real, he means no harm. In fact, he loves NASAs work, really, he does, its just, he’s gotta say whats in his heart when no one else does. Thanks @sheilahippert!
lmaoooo.

